Jokes

Lets have some fun! Here are some jokes to enjoy!

What kind of car do electricians drive?
volts – wagons!

Electricians never die – they just lose “contact”

What do you get when you step on an electric fence?
A pair of shocks!

My tight-fisted neighbor doesn’t want to pay for an electrician to re-wire his house so he’s going to try and do it himself.
“How hard can it be?” he said.
I think he’s in for a shock.

What do electricians say when they meditate?
“Ohhm”

How did Benjamin Franklin feel after discovering electricity?
Shocked!!!

What do you call a Russian electrician?
Switchitonanov!!

Why are electricians always up to date?
Because they are current specialists!!!!!!

What did the light bulb say to the generator?
I really get a charge out of you!!!

These are fun!!!!

The Atom Joke
Two atoms were walking down the street.
Atom One: Oh no – I’ve lost an electron!
Atom two: Are you sure?
Atom one: Yes… I’m positive.

Why is wind power so popular?
Because it has lots of fans!

What is a power failure?
A Current Event!!!

From the Electric Company:
“We would be delighted if you pay your bill.
However, if you don’t, you will be.”

Why was the free electron so sad?
It had nothing to be positive about!

Why did the lights go out?
Because they liked each other!

What did Godzilla say when he ate the nuclear power plant?
Shocking!

Two atoms were walking down the street one day, when one of them exclaimed, “Oh, no I’ve lost an electron!”
“Are you sure?” the other one asked. “Yes,” replied the first one, “I’m positive.”

 

Disclaimer:   This is meant as a fun post, not as informational. As always, call a licensed and insured Electrical Contractor to work on your home or business.