Jokes Part 2

We had so much run with the last one, we did a second fun one!

 

My friend told me how electricity is measured and I was like Watt!

I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying.         I’m ex-static!

What would a barefoot man get if he stepped on an electric fence?         A pair of shocks.

 

(Im not going to lie, I am laughing hard at some of these)

A gentleman with a hearing problem walked into a power plant for a tour. He arrived late and had to join the rest of the group already on the tour. The man was reviewing what he had just told the group, he told the group that they wouldn’t go on until they answered this one question:       What is the unit of power equal to one joule per second called?” The gentleman with the hearing problem hadn’t heard the question very well, so he raised his hand and asked “What?” (Note: What = Watt, for those who are not electricians)


A chemist, a biologist and an electrician were on death row waiting to go in the electric chair.
The chemist was brought forward first. “Do you have anything you want to say?” asked the executioner, strapping him in. “No,” replied the chemist. The executioner flicked the switch and nothing happened. Under this particular State’s law, if an execution attempt fails, the prisoner is to be released, so the chemist was released.

Then the biologist was brought forward. “Do you have anything you want to say?” “No, just get on with it.” The executioner flicked the switch, and again nothing happened, so the biologist was released.

Then the electrician was brought forward. “Do you have anything you want to say?” asked the executioner. “Yes,” replied the engineer. “If you swap the red and the blue wires over, you might make this thing work.”

 

Disclaimer:   As always, call a licensed and insured Electrical Contractor to work on your home